If you fight like a married couple, talk like best friends, flirt like lovers, and protect each other like siblings, then you were meant to be.

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thisisthedoctorsdesign:

you see, it’s a metaphor

you nominate Leonardo DiCaprio for an Oscar but you don’t let him win

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If people don’t like me for whatever I do, for being me, then that’s too bad. I don’t want to change to be something that I’m not for other people to like me.

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the-time-goddess-of-221b:

smoochlock:

so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and

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i’m fucking crying 

it says ‘no.’

it literally says NO.

oh my god

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Anonymous;
Are 'macaroni' and 'pasta' the same thing, or do you believe that macaroni is a type of pasta?

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um macaroni is macaroni and pasta is pasta??

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What was my reaction? I remembered they called me and said that I was doing the part. And I was like: “Yeahhh!” But there was no one to celebrate with and so I went to the bar on my own and got shitfaced.

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dadstilinski:

do you ever just

not mind a ship

but the shippers

the shippers

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hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

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thefltinourstrs:

favourite quotes from Eleanor & Park by Rainbow Rowell

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"C’mon Hazel Graze, take a risk"

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allwaswell-759:

So my older brother was in a book store and picked up a book about the difficulties faced by same sex parents in society today when a woman came up and bitched him out for being “too young to be reading a book about THAT sort of people.” He saw that she was carrying the third Hunger Games Book so he stared her dead in the eyes and hissed “Prim dies.” and walked away and I have never been prouder to have him as my sibling.

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